Cool, Refreshing, DISTGUSTING.

We live in a culture dominated by advertising and consumerism, and at the heart of it all is the alcohol industry. Anyone who watches football and other primetime sports is going to be bombarded by beer ads featuring bikini models or "average joes" aimed at getting you to buy their product. Beer drinking is depicted as a social activity that makes you happier, funnier, and sexier, all of which are lies that people buy into every night and day. The truth is alcohol does not make you a better person in any way; what it does do is turns you into a fat, lazy slob who can barely function in everyday life. Any positive light companies such as Budweiser shine on drinking are myths constructed to keep you coming back for more bubbly pisswater.

I have learned from experience that drinking and partying only creates the illusion of a social life. Most times the night starts out with a few people sipping beers, chatting, listening to music, and having an overall good time. But as more and more people show up, the drinking escalates, the plastic cups, cards, and beer bongs come out and the decibel level jumps about 100%. At this point you can't even have a conversation over the sound of the drunken shouting and cavorting.

People drink in order to gain a sense of confidence in social situations, particularly with the opposite sex. But if you are hoping to establish some sort of romantic attraction with an admired individual, the worst way to go about it is when you are inebriated past the point of remembering said individual's name. And if you do manage to form some sort of physical connection with someone, your senses are going to be so dulled that you'll probably wake up the next day realizing that if you hadn't drank yourself into oblivion, you wouldn't hate yourself so much for lowering your normally high standards of responsible behavior.

Last but not least, consuming alcohol doesn't make you any more attractive than you already are. In fact, it most definitely makes you uglier and more unhealthy. The average caloric content of one beer is about 100 calories; factor in the "drunk munchies" and your stomach will hate you for days to come. How is pushing your digestive and endorcrine systems to their limits supposed to make you become anything but a hollow, pathetic excuse for a human being?

I've drunk with the best and worst of them and I may have had some good times here and there, but if I could do it all over again I would have never let the foul stuff touch my lips and I'm doing my best to make sure it never does again.

Faggots

Ok, some people may not agree with what I'm going to say, but I really don't give a fuck anymore, this has gone on too long. Homosexuality is wrong, case closed, end of story, stop complaining about how miserable your gay little life is. People are starving, the world economy is collapsing, disease, war, global warming, and countless other evil things are destroying the world, and all you sexually frustrated men and power hungry women can think about is poor little me. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but you really need to get over yourselves.

After watching the movie "The Celluloid Closet" (what the hell is that supposed to mean anyway?), a few things became apparent to me. First, homosexuals are severely immature, they are nothing but overgrown children with unresolved Oedipus complexes. Watching a bunch of "sissy" men flaunt their depraved sexual preferences honestly made me want to puke. Some might may say that I am just hiding some latent homo tendencies with my outrage and disgust, but what they fail to understand is that if that were true, then everybody in the world would be gay and there would be nothing they could do about it. And homosexuality does occur in nature, just watch two male dogs get to know each other and soon enough one of them will end up on top of the other one, exerting his dominance with glee. But guess what also occurs in nature? Cannibalism, murder, rape, abuse, neglect, and greed.

It seems us humans aren't much better than animals, at least in the physical sense. But we have laws in order to keep us civilized, in order to keep those beastly criminals at bay so the rest of us can live our lives in peace. How long before we accept ourselves as we are? Whether you believe in God, evolution, or both, as I do, you should see that we are born a certain gender for a reason. "But what about those people who are born with both sex organs?" you may ask, "those transgendered people who don't belong in either category." All I can say about those people is that we have surgery and hormone therapy. People criticize the parent's of those transgendered babies for trying to give their child the most normal life possible, saying that they should just allow them to be who they are, but how can you judge them unless you are in their position? Just like foster parent's who don't tell their child they were adopted until they are at an age when they can understand, these parent's have a very tough decision to make, but I admire them for choosing with their child's best interest in mind and loving them just the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is, we all have disadvantages in life, and homosexuals probably have double, but just be thankful to be alive and don't waste your time worrying about what sex you should be. Take a look in your pants and the answer should be pretty clear.